Merchants in low-level towns be like: > Potion (3 Gold) > Fishing Rod (5 Gold) > Great Fishing Rod (50 Gold) > Fresh Fish (5 Gold) > Whip of Bakunawa, Serpent of the Eclipse (50,000 Gold)
Merchants in high level towns be like:
> armour of the gods (500,000 gold)
> potion of ultimate healing (1,000 gold)
> sword of the ancient ones (100,000,000,000 gold)
> cheese wheel (10 gold)
Traveling merchants be like:
> potion of stamina (100 gold)
> fantasy weed (300 gold)
> shield with a duck painted on it that you cannot buy anywhere else (100,000 gold)
imagine trying out a super risky outfit ur not sure is gonna land well and on your way to the party you fall into a bog and become a bog body and in like 3,000 years they pull you out in like a pink mesh bathing suit with an applique that says “barbie girl” on the front tucked in as a body suit to a pair of track shorts that say “your card was declined” on the ass and a pair of elevated 90s gel sandals with a hitclips clipped to the strap with one cartridge (60 seconds of an nsync song) and they reconstruct you in a museum and tell the public that’s how people dressed
i meant to go to bed but got angry about bad disney movie opinions
YU YU HAKUSHO SHIRTS AT HOT TOPIC! They’re online exclusive and I’m sure they’ll sell out fast, but DAMN! I haven’t seen a Yu Yu shirt from them since I was in high school… (which was like… 15 years ago… -_-) Anyway, grab these quick if you’re interested!
